I could be your pharmaceutical sales rep
Bring you Valium to you doorstep
Push Prozac from the onset
Support you when you fall
I could be your local drug rep
Your tour guide on your lunch break
The answer to the midday rave
Between clients and your juice cleanse
I could host you at your county jail
Bring you benzos and phosphorous kale
Treat you like the king of Indiga
So you can waltz inn the court room
Whether your behind the desk or in front of the judge
I'll be your best friend
Kinda like a bartender does
But I'll be with you every step of the way
Whatever you need - just say
I'll be your pharmaceutical sales rep
